I’m banking on the malicious AI that runs the simulation in which our world exists having some mercy on us.
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Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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and complain to CIUPKC (Central Inter-Universal Peace-Keeping Command) about the mix-up. They'll embargo TL.
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great. More government bureaucrats!
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i've been promised more winning than i can handle, so going back to the berenstein/mandela-less timeline seems unwise yet
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I heard rumors that timeline has an open bar though
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WHERE IS MY POD?!?
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Marge, dear, would you kindly pass me a donut?
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ooh, it’s raining!
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