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You could inflict some really nasty paper cuts that way.
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"I admire its purity. A survivor … unclouded by conscience, remorse, or delusions of morality."
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"pursuit of eyeballs" makes me think of serial killers. Or really bad Norwegian metal bands.
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Stockpiling vitreous humor for when the lifeblood runs out.
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