Revolutionary reflective screen uses quantum electrodynamics to ensure photons reach your eye in the shortest time, enhancing productivity
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Replying to @Pinboard
I mean to be fair I've run the analysis (only took ~10 hours!), and I've wasted nearly two hours of my *life* on photon-travel
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tbh speed-of-light / curvature-of-spacetime optimizations are my primary avenue for improvement rn
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Replying to @ELLIOTTCABLE
I hear you. I get most things done by bending the fabric of spacetime around me to my will
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