A child not drained out of the back of a @fleshlight on 9/11 would be 13 years old today. Old enough to have a @fleshlight of his own.
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@Pinboard almost as bad/disillusioning as learning that your dad owns a vagina flashlight.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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