Ok, let's talk heat sinkpic.twitter.com/PVAGTAY3WY
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It's Donglegeddon at today's Apple event. But they'll be back.pic.twitter.com/5mYPIGa8Ws
Apple's keyboard team was reassigned to the display, and they're bragging about how much attention to detail went into fucking it uppic.twitter.com/kPWXgq0ZFZ
Choose your own caption: 1) Thing you stare at all day now thinner from side 2) Never forget that bracket costs $1000pic.twitter.com/FoliL57j4z
New MacBooks will still burn through half your battery in 30 minutes like the previous generationpic.twitter.com/TvuRPr6PIO
Apple events are like if Stanley Kubrick had needed moneypic.twitter.com/GdOWco8ggV
Tim Cook looking like the crop just failed and they're going to have to sell the old Cupertino farm to Applepic.twitter.com/8vxpkUPhk4
I guess that's it. New MacBooks to offer features needlessly removed in 2015, 75% more performance, 25% better battery life, and 100% more notch. Also there's a colorful surveillance golf ball and you can spend even more on headphones.
I wish Apple had gone ahead and designed a car so we could have breathless announcements like "the steering wheel is back!"pic.twitter.com/u8b3TfDdpA
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