When the Apple watch was launched, they spent like two hours talking about the Digital Crown and how it marked a new era in the human experience. And in today's event they're like "oh yeah, we fixed the button"
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We're maybe two years out from returning to beige computers. WHY SO DESATURATEpic.twitter.com/q5pDU5BAbH
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Oh I guess there's another phone? It's the Pro phone! And it's got stainless steel bands because the "a" in aluminum stands for "amateur". And it comes in four dad colors!pic.twitter.com/EioO7KBv03
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Maybe not the best day for Apple to announce they're hard-wiring a lot more of their encoding/decoding code.pic.twitter.com/wy2ggisTkf
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"Super Retina XDR" is another beautiful cry for help from the Apple marketing department. Next year: Tactical Super Retina XDR Maxx v3
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There's something now about applying auto-filters to all photos, which shows that Apple has learned nothing from the fiasco of putting HDR technology in the hands of realtors.
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If you like spider eyes you'll really love our new iPhone propic.twitter.com/Qxpa3q4mhS
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the gps tracker is critical to tell you where you dropped the magnetic wallet attached to your phone
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