New iPhone is pretty heftypic.twitter.com/LiZlxxtCzf
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New iPhone picture in picture feature lets you play tennis while talking to your brother in law about his crippling alcoholism. Being a sponsor no longer such a dragpic.twitter.com/CH5H1PErgA
At this point they should just write CAMERA MORE GOOD and move on. We all get it.pic.twitter.com/sFUhXZQxIj
Now we're on a big kick about privacy for your always-on remotely exploitable live pocket microphone and GPS tracker.pic.twitter.com/LO3FKxgylc
We're maybe two years out from returning to beige computers. WHY SO DESATURATEpic.twitter.com/q5pDU5BAbH
Oh I guess there's another phone? It's the Pro phone! And it's got stainless steel bands because the "a" in aluminum stands for "amateur". And it comes in four dad colors!pic.twitter.com/EioO7KBv03
Maybe not the best day for Apple to announce they're hard-wiring a lot more of their encoding/decoding code.pic.twitter.com/wy2ggisTkf
"Super Retina XDR" is another beautiful cry for help from the Apple marketing department. Next year: Tactical Super Retina XDR Maxx v3
There's something now about applying auto-filters to all photos, which shows that Apple has learned nothing from the fiasco of putting HDR technology in the hands of realtors.
If you like spider eyes you'll really love our new iPhone propic.twitter.com/Qxpa3q4mhS
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