New iPhone is pretty heftypic.twitter.com/LiZlxxtCzf
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Apple's fitness guy looks exactly like what you get when you prompt the AI with "apple fitness guy"pic.twitter.com/Kyb7LV0bUL
"Guided meditation is also coming to Fitness+, with new guided meditations each week on subjects like calm, gratitude, kindness, and Xi Jinping Thought"
"The notch is 20% smaller" is my favorite Apple marketing self-own. "We found a way to make this design feature that we totally put in on purpose and that really ties the phone together a little smaller."
The iPhone's biggest design challenge in the 2020's is how to make it visible that you own a newer iPhone. The solution this time around is diagonal camera eyes.pic.twitter.com/wjIlGi0AJL
New iPhone picture in picture feature lets you play tennis while talking to your brother in law about his crippling alcoholism. Being a sponsor no longer such a dragpic.twitter.com/CH5H1PErgA
At this point they should just write CAMERA MORE GOOD and move on. We all get it.pic.twitter.com/sFUhXZQxIj
Now we're on a big kick about privacy for your always-on remotely exploitable live pocket microphone and GPS tracker.pic.twitter.com/LO3FKxgylc
We're maybe two years out from returning to beige computers. WHY SO DESATURATEpic.twitter.com/q5pDU5BAbH
Oh I guess there's another phone? It's the Pro phone! And it's got stainless steel bands because the "a" in aluminum stands for "amateur". And it comes in four dad colors!pic.twitter.com/EioO7KBv03
Maybe not the best day for Apple to announce they're hard-wiring a lot more of their encoding/decoding code.pic.twitter.com/wy2ggisTkf
"Super Retina XDR" is another beautiful cry for help from the Apple marketing department. Next year: Tactical Super Retina XDR Maxx v3
There's something now about applying auto-filters to all photos, which shows that Apple has learned nothing from the fiasco of putting HDR technology in the hands of realtors.
If you like spider eyes you'll really love our new iPhone propic.twitter.com/Qxpa3q4mhS
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