The judge who reads the verdict in the Elizabeth Holmes trial should bring out a microwave-sized box and do a bit of theater where he claims it can accurately sentence for over 200 felonies before feeding it the trial transcript.
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Replying to @Pinboard
If he does it in a weird swallowed-up voice, put him on the Supreme Court
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Replying to @substitute
How the man can talk in his normal voice and not wear a black turtleneck defies all reason
12:11 PM - 6 Sep 2021
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