The serious answer to the woman's question is to carry pepper spray (for the bear) and hike with someone smaller and slower (for the mountain lion).
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There is no defense against 30-50 feral hogs until the American nanny state repeals its unjust restrictions on high-capacity magazines for maximum wilderness stopping power.
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Also remember to have someone film you from a distance while taking your bison selfies, so everyone can see what happens after impact.
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if you don't kill anything bigger than a mosquito on your hike, was there any point in going at all?
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