In full honesty: The left didn't bring me here, but I'd be pretty delighted to make this happen, ideally by making it illegal to speak English.https://twitter.com/existentialfish/status/1422907573817290755 …
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I dream of an America where jack-booted thugs in festive ethnic attire kick down flimsy American doors in search of illegal Wonder bread and contraband baloney, while mariachi music plays. Each square of American cheese means an additional year of hard labor in the kimchi caves.
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I've lived in America for over three decades and still don't get why the doors and walls are hollow.
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Also, why do toilet stall doors have gaps you can see through?
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