I dream of an America where jack-booted thugs in festive ethnic attire kick down flimsy American doors in search of illegal Wonder bread and contraband baloney, while mariachi music plays. Each square of American cheese means an additional year of hard labor in the kimchi caves.
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I've lived in America for over three decades and still don't get why the doors and walls are hollow.
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Give me the drugs this dude is doing, I also want to experience this reality.
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> What race are you? > huh? > Like, y'know black, arab, asian… > Oh me, I'm CLASSIC American
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I've always thought the US needs an official non-language. Until today, I'd have voted for Klingon (sorrry, nerds) but now you've gotten me thinking.
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Why make it illegal to speak any particular language?
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I would finally be motivated to improve my Spanish.
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I honestly thought Newt Gingrich was dead
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I told you we should have checked his pulse.
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