This is the most ridiculous, insane story I've seen in a while. It's an incredibly great scam though—super expensive, premium services that no one will ever need. The guy's patents are *wild*. I want to train a neural network on them.https://twitter.com/Goblinmerchant/status/1414869550273806336 …
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He has a patent for some sort of Loyalty Point program for use by clients in the "Havens" (you can mostly replace "Haven" with "Fallout Vault" and be correct).
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"Method of facilitate obtaining, storing, and subsequently conveying information between related generations"(!) I'm 90% sure I'm going to find a sex-related patent in this collection.
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I do love the patent for a NBC-safe Safety Sarcophagus that you keep at the top of your house/skyscraper and enter when the shit hits the fan. Then, according to the patent, a helicopter, tilt-wing aircraft, or dirigible comes and picks it up then carries you to a Haven.
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"Method of providing a floating life-sustaining facility"pic.twitter.com/G9J72A35Ru
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I want to read a short story about the attendant in this scenario
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My "PROVIDE A NON-NECESSITY OF HUMAN LIFE IN THE FLOATING LIFE-SUSTAINING FACILITY" patent has a lot of people asking questions already answered in the patent.
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Still missing is the FLOATING PATENT OFFICE AND FEDERAL COURT SUSTAINING FACILITY
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