One solution is to have 2 million people a day check their bags more thoroughly for prohibited items; a better one would be to shorten that list to the very few items that pose any threat.https://twitter.com/TSA_Northeast/status/1412737244285317120 …
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TSA is the pillowy blue wall that protects American travelers against the monsters who would bring a beverage costing less than $5 onto a commercial aircraft
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Gotta to the other direction. Have absurdists hijack planes using increasingly improbable household items until even TSA can’t keep track of what’s a “threat”. Bonus points if you can hijack a plane using a TSA ID pin!
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Never gonna happen. See:https://twitter.com/alexandrosM/status/1411027694909722626 …
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Shh, if you keep talking like that they’ll stop giving me complementary body massages.
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