My favorite part of the summer olympics is the swimming events, where the camera zooms out to show the line judges slowly ambling along to keep up with the athletes on world record pace. We really were not meant to swim.
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There is literally an event called “freestyle”.
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We do that event. It’s called freestyle and everyone does the crawl. Sorta like we already have coed sports leagues.
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That's literally what the "freestyle" event is. It's just that everyone uses the same technique (front crawl), because it's proven the fastest
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I know everyone's replying 'freestyle' but even in that, there's a rule you can't do the whole thing underwater. let people do THAT!
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This year there will be an additional Olympic event where on top of that the swimmers have to sing the theme song for Different Strokes.
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That's what "freestyle" means. The rest is like walking races; an originally practical discipline that got overdeveloped.
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One of the four is the Freestyle where you can swim anyway you like Everybody uses the non-recognised-and-standardised Australian Crawl in it becuz it turns out that's the fastest way to swim
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That is just freestyle. "The term 'freestyle stroke' is sometimes used as a synonym for 'front crawl', as front crawl is the fastest swimming stroke. It is now the most common stroke used in freestyle competitions" -https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freestyle_swimming?wprov=sfla1 …
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You'd probably get rid of the backwards running events from the Olympics too.
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