I still don't get the four different strokes thing, though. What if you just let people swim however they wanted? Is mankind ready for a summer olympics without a combinatorial explosion of swimming events?
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If fish had olympics it’d be like them competing gracefully and powerfully flopping from one side of the track to another.
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There is a non-olympic variant where you get to wear fins and a snorkel or oxygen tank and that one goes rather faster.
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You mean, like Triathlon but with just two sports?
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I feel like a massive Debbie Downer but I generally think the Olympics is pointless because everyone takes drugs anyway
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