Still waiting for the part of the Apple event where we all pretend like it's a gaming machine
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Misheard the announcement that they're introducing concurrency for Swift as "cryptocurrency" and nearly had a heart attack that would have been duly registered on my iPhone.
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Please tell me that this is how coding works in Swift, that you draw these squiggly blue lines on your iWatch and it sets up all the mutexes and shitpic.twitter.com/HO7xsyfrnI
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Apple now boasting that it's paid a quarter trillion dollars in app fees to developers on the platform where it keeps a third of the money.
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Why does a cloud need a blueprint and where does the hammer figure in? How do these people win all the design awards?pic.twitter.com/HfgnqZ2NCz
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I guess XCode now compiles your code in the cloud so your CPU can focus on rendering a 90 megabyte Apple web page
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We're at the part of the event where everyone is afraid Tim Cook will bring out U2
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"Oh and one more thing," Cook says, turning back to the camera. "Use Pinboard! Until we clone it!"
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Replying to @Pinboard
All your bookmarks are kept privately on your Apple Watch.
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"Elevated heart rate detected. Autobookmarking open tabs for reading after scheduled mindfulness break."
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Sharing open tabs with all family devices
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