iOS 15 designers have found a revolutionary new form of rounded rectangle. Rainbow logo will help Apple icons fit in with all your Google appspic.twitter.com/zgXvWAswkI
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There's a Mindfulness app on the watch and also something called Reflect: "Think about something you like to do, and why it brings you joy." This trend is so weird. I looked at my printer the other day to see if it was on and the LED panel for real reminded me about Father's Day.
"Now to talk about fitness on the Apple Watch, I'm going to bring out... somebody else"pic.twitter.com/wWY11Gpx7T
(Yes, I'm fitness shaming an Apple presenter. They get paid to deal with it)
WatchOS is the kingdom every faction in Game of Thrones conquered just on principlepic.twitter.com/GTYeRSuZss
No word on whether Apple is keeping the feature that auto-plays the last tab you opened in Safari at max volume on the biggest screen in BlueTooth range. Always a fun icebreaker with the cable guy or Uber driver.
Now we're on to the new Mac OS version, Monterey, and here I have to confess there are like 19 different modal views that Apple offers now and I don't understand any of them Focus, Expose, Mission Control, App Panel (is that a thing?), weird desktops that swipe in from hyperspace
Apple bro is demonstrating a feature that throws your cursor onto another device's screen if you scroll off the window in that direction. Happy to learn there's a collaborative activity for me and my mom to talk about through many unscheduled phone conversations to come
"My cursor is missing!" "It's okay, relax. I am sure we'll find it. What was the last Apple device you saw it on?"
At this pace of innovation, maybe in 2030 we'll get the Apple feature where you can save an audio file to a different device and it will play.
At least now Apple now lets your elderly relatives securely share their encrypted heartbeat with you as you try to walk them out of some seven-layer-deep keyboard shortcut. It lends a nice Edgar Allan Poe touch to intergenerational tech support
Still waiting for the part of the Apple event where we all pretend like it's a gaming machine
Misheard the announcement that they're introducing concurrency for Swift as "cryptocurrency" and nearly had a heart attack that would have been duly registered on my iPhone.
Please tell me that this is how coding works in Swift, that you draw these squiggly blue lines on your iWatch and it sets up all the mutexes and shitpic.twitter.com/HO7xsyfrnI
Apple now boasting that it's paid a quarter trillion dollars in app fees to developers on the platform where it keeps a third of the money.
Why does a cloud need a blueprint and where does the hammer figure in? How do these people win all the design awards?pic.twitter.com/HfgnqZ2NCz
I guess XCode now compiles your code in the cloud so your CPU can focus on rendering a 90 megabyte Apple web page
We're at the part of the event where everyone is afraid Tim Cook will bring out U2
"Oh and one more thing," Cook says, turning back to the camera. "Use Pinboard! Until we clone it!"
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