Just learned that my good friend and his wife don't have set sides of the bed. They just, like, sleep wherever, randomly. Now, naturally, I have to report them to the authorities since clearly they are both psychopaths.pic.twitter.com/6i0wU51Xh6
Replying to @GreggFavre @hradzka
Everyone knows that in a normal relationship, the cat decides which parts of the bed are available.
4:23 PM - 22 May 2021
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