It’s a good thing Europe has their own thing going because if the US could compete Biden would call Beyoncé and Lil Nas X back from their well earned retirements to HALO jump out of a C-5 with 100 backup dancers and a drumline straight onto the stage and it would be over.
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A horse pasture framed by rugged snow-capped peaks, likely Wyoming. Beyoncé brushes the mane of a huge Clydesdale. An assistant breathlessly runs up with a satellite phone. “Ma’am, it’s the President. He says he knows you have done your duty but that the country needs you!”
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She looks at the setting sun wearily. We can see the memories of a thousand sacrifices from a lifetime of war play behind her eyes. A long pause. A regretful sigh. “Tell him I will suit up once more, but that there is a man I need…”
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