Chia storage use is very much on the exponential growth curve right now, and I'm curious when shortages will start being felt in US consumer channels.pic.twitter.com/CBe24IhpJz
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People are a pretty poor way to source carbon (lots of political issues
), especially when power-plants are dumping it as a waste product and would happily provide all the carbon-emissions you want to sequester 
There are other biological sources of carbon as well, it's a matter of relative cost. Capturing CO2 isn't cheap. For a similarly absurd scenario, if you tasked an AI with minimizing human suffering, it could realize that the surest way to achieve its goal in the long run...
I call this new environmentally responsible currency Green Soylent
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