What the covid shot taught me is that every time I've been really sick in my life, it was my immune reaction that was making me feel like death warmed over, not whatever innocent virus I had previously blamed. I feel so betrayed. Why *was* I hitting myself?
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The human immune system needs a ground-up rewrite to better reflect the needs of stakeholders. There's a quarter billion years of technical debt in mammalian immune response and it shows in the crufty design. And don't even get me started on blood clotting. Disruptors needed!pic.twitter.com/n5eEV4bxdF
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If human immunological memory used blockchain we wouldn't need these booster shots
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Just start with storing immunological memory in... You know, our memory? It might be a little more accessible
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Yeah, and piggyback on our scent memory as a mnemonic. Vanilla and fresh raspberries? Ah yeah, I remember—diphtheria!
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