What the covid shot taught me is that every time I've been really sick in my life, it was my immune reaction that was making me feel like death warmed over, not whatever innocent virus I had previously blamed. I feel so betrayed. Why *was* I hitting myself?
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OMG somebody is out there using CRISPR to implement biological blockchain, aren't they? The idea is too stupid not to try and an uncontrollable plague of it will be a fitting end to our embarrassing civilization. Let's hope not enough is left for alien archaeologists to laugh at.
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Just start with storing immunological memory in... You know, our memory? It might be a little more accessible
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Yeah, and piggyback on our scent memory as a mnemonic. Vanilla and fresh raspberries? Ah yeah, I remember—diphtheria!
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we would need to ingest 100x the current daily caloric intake, though, to keep it working as it would be PoW based. in turn we would effectively become pandas, spending all our time feeding. which is not that bad an ending for our embarrassing civilization.
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Lose weight and earn Bitcoin at the same time! Our implantable bio-miner has industry-leading gigahash per calorie rate!
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i think they already do and now just need to convert those little paper CDC cards into something more 'electric'
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Non Fungible T-Cells?
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