As a programmer, I would fix this by patching the ticketing system to require that 80% of plane passengers be married.https://twitter.com/dancow/status/1380188625401434115 …
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First-class passengers get priority access to the divorce lawyer
divorce is baggage. you'd just make the plane heavier.
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