Two turns in and already I can see how this smirking bastard dough is going to fuck me. It feeds off fear, but frustration and anger is its dessert.
Specifically I let 3 sticks of butter get soft enough to squash, rolled them into a roughly correct-sized shape on wax paper, trimmed and patched the mess into a rectangle, then cooled it all in the fridge until it was a cold slab
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You can also watch YouTube videos of how to do it, which is about as helpful as watching YouTube videos of how to dunk a basketball
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I did that on parchment (I watched a sort of douchey video with a good-seeming trick of making a correctly-sized envelope of parchment and smashing the butter in it to even thickness); chilled it, and it was so thin it stuck to the parchment.
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I have no idea why mine didn't stick to the wax paper, but somehow it didn't. You can try doing it on cling film if you want to wade further into this tarpit of frustration
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