Verizon CEO (who sounds exactly like Nick Rivera on the Simpsons) appears in a fulminating, sulfurous cloudpic.twitter.com/d7AGHnX4Bj
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Do you miss MagSafe on your laptop? Well fuck you, here it is on your phone! And they use a custom nanocrystalline shield to capture magnetic flux! Apple must have hired a ton of L'Oreal scientists this year because everything now has nanocrystalspic.twitter.com/Ul1ala2HOm
Apple pledges to be entirely carbon neutral by 2030. Kiss your coal-fired iPod goodbye.pic.twitter.com/RRPvsU55yk
They have also made a slightly smaller version of the new phone without sacrificing any G or nanocrystalspic.twitter.com/NZEDq3Xfcp
You can buy these phones, featuring nanocrystals, magnets, hyaluronic acid, and micellar water for less than the price of a monitor stand!pic.twitter.com/jvBGoIpOAi
New "Relaxed Fit" screen is bigger than ever, because let's face it, you are toopic.twitter.com/xlJKSzjnL0
I can't really keep up with the specs, but basically this phone has 40% more woo than the regular plebe phone. The presenter definitely has a way fancier shirt than the garbage phone person had.pic.twitter.com/g3g2ijOvyU
iPhone now bragging about censorship. I mean sensor shift! https://twitter.com/Pinboard/status/1183751308802699264 …
The phone has a LiDAR scanner to make it an even better surveillance device while keeping it warm in the handpic.twitter.com/DYM9OKHiBn
This is definitely the horsiest phone Apple has ever presentedpic.twitter.com/Ln6e5RWX3c
Behold the minimalist simplicity of Apple's naming scheme!pic.twitter.com/4RlHY3p99M
So there you have it! Fancier phones and a home surveillance golf ball, all manufactured by forced labor under a genocidal regime. But soon—carbon neutral!https://www.extremetech.com/extreme/306909-report-china-sells-minorities-into-forced-labor-to-benefit-apple-foxconn-others …
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