Weird Billy Mays energy as Tim Cook introduces what I think is Apple's take on an always-on surveillance device from the home.pic.twitter.com/XlhgGoJJJt
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Marketing exec gushes about a revolutionary new design as an iPhone 5SE with more camera warts slides into framepic.twitter.com/jw4Wbp9joT
"First we made our phones too big and uncomfortably round on the edges. Now they are smaller and have straight sharp edges again, until next year we round them and make them bigger again"pic.twitter.com/wkQ9IMPjm9
New iPhone has NANOCRYSTALS and twice the pixels than the last phone that was supposed to have more pixels than the human eye could resolvepic.twitter.com/GwbPJKzKcB
Apple's anechoic chamber lets you scream about the absence of a headphone jack in this device that totally has room for it without anyone hearing youpic.twitter.com/Wyq5GUp3eB
Lots of talk about the fancy new chip in the phone. A14 enables every experience you have on iPhone, except being able to see on a map if the Hong Kong police is tear gassing your neighbors or making arbitrary arrestspic.twitter.com/MHZdF5TaDu
The phone has a camera! It seems to make everything look like real estate listing photospic.twitter.com/WiruF48nGO
Do you miss MagSafe on your laptop? Well fuck you, here it is on your phone! And they use a custom nanocrystalline shield to capture magnetic flux! Apple must have hired a ton of L'Oreal scientists this year because everything now has nanocrystalspic.twitter.com/Ul1ala2HOm
Apple pledges to be entirely carbon neutral by 2030. Kiss your coal-fired iPod goodbye.pic.twitter.com/RRPvsU55yk
They have also made a slightly smaller version of the new phone without sacrificing any G or nanocrystalspic.twitter.com/NZEDq3Xfcp
You can buy these phones, featuring nanocrystals, magnets, hyaluronic acid, and micellar water for less than the price of a monitor stand!pic.twitter.com/jvBGoIpOAi
New "Relaxed Fit" screen is bigger than ever, because let's face it, you are toopic.twitter.com/xlJKSzjnL0
I can't really keep up with the specs, but basically this phone has 40% more woo than the regular plebe phone. The presenter definitely has a way fancier shirt than the garbage phone person had.pic.twitter.com/g3g2ijOvyU
iPhone now bragging about censorship. I mean sensor shift! https://twitter.com/Pinboard/status/1183751308802699264 …
The phone has a LiDAR scanner to make it an even better surveillance device while keeping it warm in the handpic.twitter.com/DYM9OKHiBn
This is definitely the horsiest phone Apple has ever presentedpic.twitter.com/Ln6e5RWX3c
Behold the minimalist simplicity of Apple's naming scheme!pic.twitter.com/4RlHY3p99M
So there you have it! Fancier phones and a home surveillance golf ball, all manufactured by forced labor under a genocidal regime. But soon—carbon neutral!https://www.extremetech.com/extreme/306909-report-china-sells-minorities-into-forced-labor-to-benefit-apple-foxconn-others …
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