"I know a guy who can get us explosives" is terrorist speak for "let me introduce you to my friends at the FBI".
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Conspiracy is evidently harder in real life than in the movies.
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Replying to @mattblaze
Plus there's no detailed FBI affidavits about conspiracies that worked great
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The consistent factor in the ones that get caught seems to be a willingness to let strangers in on the plan as soon as a problem comes up. An an inability to learn from the mistakes of your predecessors.
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It’s funny that it’s not even that they do not read. They clearly do. Books on improvised devices, etc. Just not true crime apparently.
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"Good news everyone! There's a complete stranger who will solve the logistical hitch that just came up in our extremely illegal secret plan!"
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Replying to @mattblaze @Pinboard
That commentary about all these additional operators they need to recruit into the conspiracy....couldn't stop laughing.
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I think @thegrugq was dead right about loneliness being these planners' Kryptonite
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