ii.) The strategic planning on display makes the underwear gnomes seem like Sun Tzu level masters. “First thing we do, we kidnap the governor, the it’s all over man, we win. I mean next we kill her, but you know, after the laying on of hands, we win.”
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iii.) the entire plan seems to be to kidnap and kill the governor. But mostly to kidnap... iv.) this gets less organised the more they plan. “Get the governor at her house, then... go somewhere and ... a trial!” Great thinking, what this murder needs is a group vote.
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v.) they don’t know where she lives so they’re going to ask a realtor. I guess they don’t have Google? And creating a trail of witnesses seems like a brilliant OPSEC move. And the detailed recon. This is really a bit over the top for a plan that is 2 sentences long.
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vim.) they need blueprints. To snatch the governor outside her home they need blueprints. Not a plan for what to do or a reason why snatching the governor is the correct action. Blueprints. And more witnesses, of course.
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nvim.) what this criminal conspiracy needs is more people. Given the amount of recruiting FOX is advocating I can’t help thinking he’s maybe just lonely? Dude, there’s better ways to expand your social circle than with ppl who’ll commit crimes with Facebook friends.
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Encryption protects against outsiders. Covert human sources? Not so muchpic.twitter.com/v6XG6Xmpyp
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After much deliberation FOX has decided to go with ships original plan of kidnapping the governor... somewhere... for some reason, to some end. Incidentally, this is the safest conspiracy session FOX has held. OPSEC++ And so of course he posts about it on Facebook.pic.twitter.com/8NPm2XJbWy
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One of the guys wises up and doesn’t want to talk in the open about crimes. They decide to have a recorded phone call and crimes instead. FOX is back to the movie inspired reconnaissance phase of his kidnap plan. Now it’s time for “someone” to go do it.pic.twitter.com/UFBZMHirip
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Cont. but HARRIS figured if you’re looking at her house that’s effectively the same thing as murder, so just commit murder instead. What world do these guys inhabit that a bunch of Facebook randos can keep the murderer’s identity secret? They post everything on Facebook ffs!
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Cont. FOX is on his shit about kidnapping, but now he’s also on an arson kick. Will he need a plumber to get blueprints for the boat? FRANKS is down with arson, kidnapping, murder, whatever “so long as it’s well planned.” ...I got some bad news for you, bro
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