Even that undersells the comedy. Puny humans! Tremble at our elite orbital Space Force, circling the globe in free fall in Apollo-era capsules with improved lumbar support. No place in the middle latitudes will be safe from our devastating attack of softly landing on you!
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(reattaching OG tweet) The Space Force doesn't "routinely operate" at any velocity much faster than walking, since it has yet to slip the surly bonds of earth, but the opportunity for 3 new highly entertaining interservice rivalries is more than enough to justify its existencepic.twitter.com/5XaJcKhRNy
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They also have a horse called Ghost.
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