I would happily fire every Facebook employee into the sun (making an exemption for my distaste for human space flight), but I wish the Fox ecosystem got half as much of this kind of attention.https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2020/jul/26/with-facebook-we-are-already-through-the-looking-glass …
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It's much harder from a ∆v standpoint to fire tech employees into the Sun than it is to just shoot them out of the solar system, but we don't do these things because they are easy. We do them because it's the right thing to do. Alien suns don't deserve Facebook
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Googlers will be used for fuel. We can have two parallel stages, each optimizing how to use the other. The winners will be fired last. If we equip the rocket with a sufficiently fast version of memegen, for internal griping, it won't even be necessary to lock the doors.
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LinkedIn probes will be taught to self-replicate and sent into the furthest reaches of the galaxy, to build our professional network
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