I would happily fire every Facebook employee into the sun (making an exemption for my distaste for human space flight), but I wish the Fox ecosystem got half as much of this kind of attention.https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2020/jul/26/with-facebook-we-are-already-through-the-looking-glass …
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Googlers will be used for fuel. We can have two parallel stages, each optimizing how to use the other. The winners will be fired last. If we equip the rocket with a sufficiently fast version of memegen, for internal griping, it won't even be necessary to lock the doors.
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LinkedIn probes will be taught to self-replicate and sent into the furthest reaches of the galaxy, to build our professional network
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I don't see what's wrong with parking orbits around any number of objects in the solar system.
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“Khan!!!”
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If we miss the sun, there'll be a huge garbage patch like fb patch floating and orbiting in space oh no
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Just nudge them to "move fast and break things" in the direction opposite to Earth's orbit.
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Tfw you scroll all the way down & nobody's made that one dumb joke yet.pic.twitter.com/bZYlk0QiRC
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Yeah, but I'm in a hurry
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The cheapest option, delta v wise, is a cannon that fires us all into the (ex) Sun Microsystems campus in Santa Clara.
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