It's much harder from a ∆v standpoint to fire tech employees into the Sun than it is to just shoot them out of the solar system, but we don't do these things because they are easy. We do them because it's the right thing to do. Alien suns don't deserve Facebook
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Googlers will be used for fuel. We can have two parallel stages, each optimizing how to use the other. The winners will be fired last. If we equip the rocket with a sufficiently fast version of memegen, for internal griping, it won't even be necessary to lock the doors.
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LinkedIn probes will be taught to self-replicate and sent into the furthest reaches of the galaxy, to build our professional network
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I feel like I read a piece just the other day about the future of Fox post-Rupert.
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"In excruciating Cummings detail." is not a sentence I expected to read today.
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Disappointed beyond belief that it’s not referring to e e cummings.
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Use them for StarLink target practice. Just a ballistic trajectory, let them burn up in the atmosphere on the way down.
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Advanced telescopes and robot landers seem so much more cost-effective than human space flight. Best thing humans did was fix Hubble, but now we can test telescopes before launch.
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I can only imagine the disappointed emails
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