It's a ridiculous day, and on top of everything I'm hunting down the cricket hiding behind my bed in the "office." I've redoubled my efforts after daughter's research suggested they can live up to 90 days. 90 days of nighttime cricketing seems like an eternity.
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Tigers at the top. "The woman writing a bio of two monkey book authors was eaten last night by the tiger she'd rented to catch the possum she'd rented to catch the gecko she'd rented to catch the cricket."
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