My presidential platform:
* Eradicate the penny
* Hotel checkout time is 1 PM by Federal law
* No more of those ugly ™ or ® signs. We all know it's a logo
* Making appliances that beep is now a felony
* Total ban on RVs and giant pickup trucks
* Build the other wall 



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Replying to @Pinboard
Suggestion: ban the five-cent coin as well, move to a fractional unit called the "decim"
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Replying to @csolisr
Gotta leave something in the tank for re-election
9:21 AM - 5 Jul 2020
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