My presidential platform:
* Eradicate the penny
* Hotel checkout time is 1 PM by Federal law
* No more of those ugly ™ or ® signs. We all know it's a logo
* Making appliances that beep is now a felony
* Total ban on RVs and giant pickup trucks
* Build the other wall 



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Dude we’re actually willing to pay for it
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I have a whole jar of toonies that I'm willing to donate to the cause.
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At this point, and likely for the foreseeable future, I think we’d be willing to pay for it, too.
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Unforgivable
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Sorry, that's a great idea.
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