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Japan!
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Once my dog saw a cat up a tree and then every time we passed it he'd look up. I feel like the TSA is like that.
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Dogs can't look up though
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Conclusion: we should print signs warning future civilisations about nuclear waste on the same material as the sign that explains how to use the shoe scanner.
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Just before the inevitable heat death of the universe, the last 2 ergs will be spent serving, then blocking an ad.
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