Johnny Appleseed wandered the American wilderness planting cider apples so that once settlers came, they could get drunk. Honor his life today.
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They never mention this to you in grade school, but eating apples don't grow true from seed. Only drinkin' apples do. Priggish educators strip the laurels off of America's greatest hero.
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He also spread this liver-destroying nuisance weed because he was a true goddamned Americanhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eupatorium_capillifolium …
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My grandfather wrote the book on apples so do not test me.pic.twitter.com/J55icAlTiK
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Replying to @maxerickson
It's a big book! My grandfather was a pomologist and it's a practical guide to growing the fruit, common pests, grafting and so on.
4:33 PM - 20 May 2020
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