They never mention this to you in grade school, but eating apples don't grow true from seed. Only drinkin' apples do. Priggish educators strip the laurels off of America's greatest hero.
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He also spread this liver-destroying nuisance weed because he was a true goddamned Americanhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eupatorium_capillifolium …
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My grandfather wrote the book on apples so do not test me.pic.twitter.com/J55icAlTiK
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The fact that Johnny Appleseed was a borderline-insane religious fanatic is presumably to be considered a mark in his favor... https://www.jstor.org/stable/pdf/10.7723/antiochreview.70.4.0608.pdf …
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Also some speculation that maybe some of Johnny Appleseed’s celebrated trees were actually hijacked native orchards, although I don’t have access to the necessary sources to judge this claim. https://twitter.com/sarahtaber_bww/status/1230499272686211072?s=21 …https://twitter.com/SarahTaber_bww/status/1230499272686211072 …
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