I don’t remember if the pedal on the left is the brake, the accelerator, or the geefrob anymore.
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Replying to @matthew_d_green
Driving around is great, why aren't people doing it more, you have an isolation bubble and sound system on your travels in the world
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Replying to @durumcrustulum @matthew_d_green
many people seem to agree https://www.latimes.com/california/story/2020-04-22/tickets-for-drivers-speeding-more-than-100-mph-surges-87-amid-california-shutdown-chp-says …
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Replying to @hdevalence @matthew_d_green
I mean, I'm not going to deny bombing down the highway blaring Motörhead on a particularly nice day
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Replying to @durumcrustulum @hdevalence
I took one long drive up to the PA border early on before the MD governor put on the extra lockdown orders. I guess I’ve been afraid that someone would pull me over and ticket me for “not having a legitimate purpose” since then.
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Okay, you just threw me off a cliff of existential angst
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—Sir, our radar show you going 80 in a 55 zone —I have zero knowledge of this proof
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