Everyone’s still buying iPhones and Macs. Thank god. We may not have food but our economy is saved.
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Replying to @Pinboard
No because I bought a chest fridge in February when it became obvious there was about to be a global epidemic. But there’s no chicken or eggs in half the stores, which is a little concerning.
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Replying to @matthew_d_green
I think running out of food belongs at the foot of any decent list of American anxieties right now. Granted, we may all be reduced to eating chocolate hummus and off-brand froot loops, but I don't think we're going to go hungry.
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Replying to @_barretme @matthew_d_green
The store running out of one kind of meat is not that big a disaster. The problem here is Americans telescoping mild shortages with total apocalypse, since both are so foreign to recent experience. But there's a long way down before you hit malnutrition or even real inconvenience
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Your only joking because you haven't mixed these two items together yourself. Don't knock it until you've tried it. Delish!
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Seriously though, is chocolate hummus a thing or just made up thing like Oyster McNuggets?
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It was the last thing left at Whole Foods (or maybe Trader Joe's) after panic buying. There were some lovely tweets about it
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I'm seriously thinking of cleaning electronics with everclear. Times are hard....
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