I really don't understand the coronavirus at all. Simultaneously very contagious but apparently quite responsive to social distancing measures, and very uneven in its impact. This thread is a safe space for the confused; those with the answers can have the rest of Twitter.
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Seeing the graphs of how it spread on restaurants or buses made it pretty clear that making people stand 6 or 8 ft apart really does make some sort of difference. So "very contagious" and "responsive to social distancing" don't seem to be at odds.
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Sorry every CV particle is escorted by a pico-sized alien vessel. In areas with strong 5G fields, the ships' drive cores are unable to process enough dark matter to keep them enclosed. This happened in that Buck Rogers episode at the end of season 1.
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That's also out of scope for this thread. Go explain something to someone on literally any other tweet
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