I need a mechanism that pays me money every time I have to read a tweet joke about storing free oil today.
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The most 2020 outcome will be if we end up needing to burn crude oil in the open air for want of anywhere to put it.
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Dumping in the ocean has been an easy way to offload it!
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We do that! A lot of the strategic petroleum reserve is in old salt mine caverns!
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I hear Congress is empty...
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but .... that’s kinda funny!
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