i don’t know what it is that isn’t reassuring about the strangely precise wording of the statement “it is our policy that your pizza is never touched after leaving the oven” but I think it might be everything?
Replying to @petridishes
This makes it sound inedible
10:17 PM - 11 Apr 2020
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