Imagine being a cultured, clearly intelligent person, someone who could have done something in life, and instead running a postmodern twitter persona for a two-bit brand, peddling political and philosophical nibblets in a so-ironic-its-sincere attempt at content marketing. Sad.
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Tell me about it. I feel the same way for the Pinboard people!
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There are no Pinboard people. John Pinboard disappeared into the Bolivian jungle in 2011 and left the site in the care of an increasingly self-aware set of cron jobs
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This is their bit. Their tweets are often of the "whoa a brand speaking the truth" style
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[*sounds of yelling and pounding at the door*]pic.twitter.com/kKzXcQWxpR
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https://www.vulture.com/2019/06/brand-twitter-jokes-history.html … (written by the Steak-Umm guy)
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I imagine it’s the third son of the Steak-Umms founder, who majored in philosophy and actually did all the reading. Quite intelligent, but nobody really expected much of him. Pops made him the “Director of Social Media” to park him somewhere and then forgot what a Twitter was.
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