Americans in general have trouble imagining the infinite gradations of social dysfunction between "normal" and "apocalypse". You don't have to keep three years of dried pinto beans in your cellar, just try not to live a life where you die in 72 hours if you lose Internet access
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And for laundry!
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And Defender!
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I was about to reply "What is cash, grandpapa?" but then remembered you're an American currently in Japan
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Cash is good to have on hand in an ongoing crisis. That's all I'm saying.
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They took out the pay phones years ago.
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What are these things call payphone? None exist down here anymore
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Literally sat at work repairing atms as I read this, listening to the other guys discussing what will happen if we get shut down.
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Remember the old rule: "one for the ATM, one for me"
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