They wouldn't have to print DO NOT EAT all over them in fifty languages if they didn't taste sensational
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I found evidence in the park recently that some middle schoolers had done just that.
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No… are you ever tempted to drink the liquid from a package of chicken?
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Hot dog water provides life eternal. Chicken water is like the false grail.
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I once blended one into a smoothie. Not my finest hour.
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The ultimate antioxidant!
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The clue is in the name "Ageless". This is how they distribute the immortality drug among the illuminati.
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Dammit! Under our very noses, too. Well, guess who will be immortal now
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It's silica gel inside there which is basically glass. So no that would not be a good idea.
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