Someone out there opened a cursed sarcophagus in 2016 and has been laying real low ever since, hoping it would blow over
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Obviously too late
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It's almost like they haven't seen the movie
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we regret to inform you archeologists have been pulling up curse tablets like this by the thousand and passing them around on the regular for over a century. Like, weekly. These were just a particularly nice and old batch
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# of unearthed curse tablets and amount of global suffering in the modern era: correlation or causation? hmmm
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We could not agree more. The Revealing must not happen.
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If I wanted to curse someone, hiding 30 chunks of lead in their water supply seems like it’d be a pretty good start...
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THIS EXPLAINS EVERYTHING
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Oh is that where I put those?
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