I keep rubbing my eyes, bro, just thinking this will be a bad dream!pic.twitter.com/wFRbMs7UTv
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I keep rubbing my eyes, bro, just thinking this will be a bad dream!pic.twitter.com/wFRbMs7UTv
500 more points and I may have to sell this gold watch that makes it impossible for me to wash my handspic.twitter.com/8TmjXnN9aU
Gone. It's all gone. At least now there's no way this could get any worse for me personallypic.twitter.com/BWeTLArDJC
I was out there shaking hands with the other bros all day and for what? To see this graph go down? It leaves a bitter, oddly tickling taste in my mouthpic.twitter.com/h4vGqwLT1e
I can't take it, bro, the graph goes down and the tears they keep coming. And they feel unusually warmpic.twitter.com/bi6pLIYiIf
Bro I can't wait to go to the gym tonight and just sweat it all out with the bros, put this awful day behind mepic.twitter.com/NiyvQ8rhK7
Smelling this new watch is the only thing that calms me. Just deep, long breaths of that new watch smellpic.twitter.com/fAbulE3qxe
Bro, I am having the worst day. I rub these eyes, but the image of that graph won't go awaypic.twitter.com/uhn56aEmpB
That's it for me bro, I'm going home. Put 'er there. Better luck tomorrow.pic.twitter.com/xqAd9F2ngd
Yes, I know it's an outdated phone, but you just don't get the same kind of flavor profile with the wireless handsetspic.twitter.com/HnBhoXMBTp
My forehead is just burning up with economic anxiety today, bropic.twitter.com/VagR3rcBDu
Let me lift up my glasses so I can really get in there. What a day.pic.twitter.com/c2xz1LYx0N
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