All the Twitter scolds make me want to go somewhere and drink
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Finally!
End of conversation
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I love how you swerve from level-headed “tell people to care about [issue] with a tone that wants to scold but the humor dulls the point” and “making fun of people who want people to care about [issue] but dull the point with humor.”
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Well thank you! That is the brand.
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Technically everybody will die. I will also accept -- "you call this life?"
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Sounds like you needs more cat and pastry photos.pic.twitter.com/B4uTIGHaPE
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Also take a shot when someone starts explaining “flattening the curve”
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This tweet has a very 90’s feel
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